I've got 2 perfect words to describe this particular traipse down the land of badly written 'erotica' and they're both thanks to Kim. Take your pick : Craptastic or Craptacular, either one will do !!! I do have this book to thank for making me laugh my ass off though, i needed that after a particularly stressful encounter with a few flying creatures that shall remain unnamed. I was torn between giving it 1 star for cringe-worthy writing, lack of interesting characters,the yuck factor of a few of the poorly executed scenes and 5 stars for the comedic value alone. But the 1 star argument won so there you go. My 1st read of 2013; Craptacular !!!!